MINION McCARTHY IS COMPLETELY PREPARED FOR HALLOWEEN!

MINION KEVIN B. McCARTHY, a purported "lawyer" in two states (the state of confusion and the state of sin) and the SELF-APPOINTED "POPE" OF THE CHURCH IN AMERICA, is completely prepared for Halloween.

As everyone knows, Halloween is that singular annual day when all of of the munchkin ghosts and goblins prowl the streets of cities and towns across this nation, much to the delight of dentists everywhere.

As matter of fact, KEVIN McCARTHY is known to have worn an 8" crucifix, hung about his neck, as if he were a holy and reverent soul.  That, of course, is only for effect and the apparent symbolism is quite the opposite of McCARTHY'S character.

What, may you ask, does that fact that McCARTHY hangs a rather large crucifix  from his neck have to do with Halloween?

Actually everything, for you see that McCARTHY is not truly a religious person as evidenced by all that he and "SIR" ALBERT LANGSENKRAMP, A KNIGHT OF THE DINNER TABLE, have stolen from Sister Mary Joseph Therese, CIT, and the Blessed Mother.

In fact, McCARTHY is really nothing more than a superstitious thief.


THE REASON THAT McCARTHY DANGLES SUCH A LARGE CRUCIFIX FROM HIS NECK IS ACTUALLY FOR THE PURPOSE OF WARDING OFF ALL OF THOSE FEARSOME VAMPIRES AND WEREWOLVES, WHO ARE PURPORTED TO ROAM AT LARGE ON THE NIGHT OF HALLOWEEN!


Oh Mary, by Thy Holy and Immaculate Conception, deliver us from the likes of "SIR ALBERT LANGSENKRAMP, A KNIGHT OF THE DINNER TABLE, and KEVIN McCARTHY, THE SELF-APPOINTED "POPE" OF THE CHURCH IN AMERICA!