That is exactly right! MINION KEVIN B. McCARTHY, a purported "lawyer" in two states (the state of confusion and the state of sin) and the self-appointed "POPE" OF THE CHURCH IN AMERICA,
IS BEING FOLLOWED BY THE FBI!
That "fact" comes directly from CON MAN McCARTHY.
According to CON MAN McCARTHY, Special Agents of the Federal Bureau of Investigation always accompany him on airplane flights in order to protect him from the imaginary organized crime figures that he convinced himself he "took down."
WHAT A HOOT!
CON MAN McCARTHY must have made this claim after smoking more than the normal amount of that potent "loco weed" of which he is apparently so fond.
IF, AS McCARTHY CLAIMS, FBI AGENTS ARE FOLLOWING HIM AROUND, IT IS CERTAINLY NOT TO AFFORD HIM ANY PHYSICAL PROTECTION, BUT RATHER TO GATHER EVIDENCE WITH WHICH TO CHARGE HIM FOR HIS CRIMINAL CONDUCT.
Oh, Mary, by Thy Holy and Immaculate Conception, deliver us from delusional frequent flyers like "Sir Albert Langsenkramp, a Knight of the Dinner Table, and Kevin McCarthy, the self-appointed "POPE" OF THE CHURCH IN AMERICA.