A TRUE DILEMMA FOR CON MAN McCARTHY, THE SELF-PROCLAIMED FUTURE "POPE OF THE CHURCH IN AMERICA"

As CON MAN KEVIN B. McCARTHY, a purported lawyer in two states ( the state of sin and the state of confusion),  ponders his ecclesiastical future as the self-proclaimed "POPE OF THE CHURCH IN AMERICA," is now faced with a unique dilemma.

JUST WHAT NAME WILL CON MAN McCARTHY CHOOSE AS THE SELF-PROCLAIMED "POPE OF THE CHURCH IN AMERCA?"


As readers of this blog surely know, it is in the tradition of Catholic Church for a newly elected Pope to assume a new name, often adopted from the lineage of prior Popes in the history of the Chair of St. Peter.

However, setting aside the fact that CON MAN McCARTHY has not been elected, he is still unable to call upon any American papal lineage, and must therefore has no history from which to choose his new papal name.


THEREFORE, IN AN EFFORT TO ASSIST CON MAN McCARTHY WITH THE SELECTION OF HIS NEW AMERICAN PAPAL NAME, THIS BLOG SUGGEST THE FOLLOWING OPTIONS AND ALTERNATIVES:


Given the fact that CON MAN McCARTHY has stolen from Sister Mary Joseph Therese, CIT, her original Statue of Our Lady of America, her hand-carved wooden plaque of Our Lady of America, and the Crucifix that was once displayed in the Our Lady of America Convent, perhaps McCARTHY should adopt the American Papal Name POPE LIGHT FINGERS LOUIS, I.


Then again, given the fact that CON MAN McCARTHY has stolen from Sister Mary Joseph Therese, CIT, and then sold more than 10,000 religious medallions of Our Lady of America, perhaps CON MAN McCARTHT should adopt the American Papal Name POPE STICKY FINGERS SHELDON, I.


However, given the fact that McCARTHY is nothing more than a CON MAN, and further given the fact that McCARTHY has swindled $750,000.00 from Sister Mary Joseph Therese, CIT, the Contemplative Sisters of the Indwelling Trinity, the Our Lady of the Nativity Convent, and the Our Lady of America Center, CON MAN McCARTHY should properly adopt the American Papal Name POPE BERNIE MADOFF, II.


In fact, Bernie Madoff, I, is in Federal prison following his conviction in U.S District Court for his con games and swindles.  PERHAPS CON MAN McCARTHY, CONCEIVABLY TO BE KNOWN IN THE FUTURE AS POPE BERNIE MADOFF, II, WILL EVENTUALLY SHARE A CELL WITH BERNIE MADOFF, I, IN THE SAME UNITED STATES PENITENTIARY!


While this has been no more than an intellectual exercise, PERHAPS THE JURY IN McCARTHY'S UPCOMING TRIAL IN U.S. DISTRICT COURT SHOULD DECIDE CON MAN McCARTHY'S NEW AMERICAN PAPAL NAMES!


Oh, Mary, by They Holy and Immaculate Conception, deliver us from pretenders to the Chair of St. Peter like CON MAN McCARTHY, THE SELF-PROCLAIMED FUTURE "POPE OF THE CHURCH IN AMERICA."